Me: Hey Jackson!
Jackson: Hi Mama!
Me: Hi Aida!
Aida: Hi Mama!
Me: Where's daddy?
Jackson: I don't know? (turns back to iPad and TV while hanging off the couch)
So where was daddy? Oh...just cutting down trees...by himself. No, no, not small trees.
At one point (he still doesn't know I'm home) he had a tree stuck, intertwined with other trees.
He wore safety glasses.
Daddy of the Year: Always thinking safety first.